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Three Guys and a Girder

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building in New York City...

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building"

The Mexican man opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If
I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death!

The Mexican man opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too!

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well!

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If only I'd
known how tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"

The Mexican man's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Then everyone turned their attention to the blonde guy's wife. The
blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He always made his own lunch."

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With which former U.S. President did child-actress Susan Gordon once
appear in a two-part episode of "G.E. Theatre"?

a) Gerald Ford
b) Bill Clinton
c) Ronald Reagan
d) George W. Bush
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