Fun4U: Glass of Water

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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined
   and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the
   salt in American Foods (french fries, cheeses, anchovies, etc.), and
   was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of
   water. Time and time again Abdul would scamper off and return with a
   glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

"Abdul, you bastard son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded
   the Grand Emir.

"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched
   Abdul. "White man sit on well."


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