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Alright folks, I'm typing this email to you from my bed since I'm still
feeling the effects of a rather large, X-Games type fall on my snowboard.
I'm not even sure how it happened. One moment I was hurtling down the red
run at a fair old lick, the next I'm face down in the ice and snow,
feeling my warm blood gushing out of my nose whilst trying to clear my
head of the banging pain. Oh yes, it really hurt.
Apparently, it seems I went over the brow of a small hill on the piste to
encounter a block of ice around the size of two average house bricks, sat
directly in my path. Without the skill or dexterity to swerve this
obstacle, I hit it full on, flew through the air about 10 feet landing
firmly on my head then scraping my face on the ice. Heavily dazed yet
undeterred due to the helmet I was wearing, I struggled on for a few more
runs before retreating to the hotel and some well-deserved tea and cake.
Moral of the story. ALWAYS wear a helment. As someone so much wiser told
me "You only get one head, don't you?". Good call.
Tom Evans
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"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the
doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been
bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to
struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't
know what came over me. On my honor as a
doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen,"
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