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well folks, I have to say I've given in to the power of commercialism.
Ordinarily, I avoid Valentines Day like a bout of Avian Flu, but this
year I decided I'd actually quite like my current relationship to
survive more than a few months.
Without actually discussing the topic with my other half, I've taken a
perilous and potentially foolish route - shunning for the 'standard'
gifts of card, chocolates and roses, and instead plumping for a
'token' gift. This could go *badly* wrong, so I'll update you on
Friday as to whether cheap but thoughtful beats expensive and usual.
I don't like my chances..
Tom Evans
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's
it going?"
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around,
faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up,
buddy. I scr3w anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,
in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on, d1rty, clean ... it
doesn't matter to me, I've been doing it ever since I got out
of college and I just flat-a&& love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
"No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?
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