Fun4U: Spielberg and Chinese

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One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
   Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over
   to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a
   slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of
   here." The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who
   bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese,
   Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the
   Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies
   "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies,
   "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


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