Fun4U: Necklace

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An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While
   dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened
   and slipped down the back of her dress. She asked the Englishman
   to retrieve the jewelry piece for her. He was very embarrassed but
   wishing to comply with her request he reached cautiously down the back
   of her gown.

"I'm terribly sorry," he said, "but I can't seem to reach it." Try further
   down," she said. At this point he noticed that he was being watched
   by everyone in the room which made him feel most uncomfortable and he
   whispered to the girl, "I feel such a perfect ass."

"Never mind that!" she cried. "Just get the damn necklace."


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