Saturday, 24 February 2007

Joke Email - Hillary Election Approach

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+ Political Joke
News - The Democratic National Committee released on Saturday a video
running approximately 18 mins in length purporting to show a speech by Sen
Hillary Rodham Clinton. Its authenticity could not be immediately
confirmed.

In fact there was some question raised as to when and where the tape had
been made. Sen Clinton was shown not in typical Senate surroundings,
but in a casual living room setting with the outdoors visible through a
window in the background. Presumably the announcement was shot in one
of Hillary's homes, Chappaqua or Georgetown. But there is no mention on
the tape of recent events, and some experts were of the opinion that the
recording was old and had not been made recently.

On the tape the speaker, tentatively identified as Sen Clinton, is shown
exhorting her followers and making attacks on President Bush and other US
government officials. The tape ends with the threat of her own intentions
to run for president, and a list of forthcoming steps that she would be
taking in that direction. A CIA spokesman said while they had no specific
reason to doubt that the person on the tape is in fact Hillary Rodham
Clinton, they would have a higher degree of confidence in its authenticity
after performing a voice and facial analysis.

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