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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a
long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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Q: How many MicroSoft shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can change the bulb in 7 to 10 working days. If you call before 2 PM, and pay an extra $15, we
can get the bulb changed overnight. Don't forget to put your name in the upper right hand corner of the light bulb box.

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A boy was getting a checkup while his mother was in the waiting room. Trying to get some information out of the boy,
the nurse asked, "What is your mother's name?"

The boy said "Mommy."

The nurse said, "Well, what does your daddy call her?"

 The boy said "Tammy." The nurse wrote this down.

She did the same thing, only with the father as the subject, and got the same reply, "Daddy."

As a last resort, she remarked, once again, "What does your mommy call him?"

The boy looked up at her with big innocent eyes and said, "A**hole."

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4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

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7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is
now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

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Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?

A: In case she had to draw blood!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser

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What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on
the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah,
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YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah,
ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah,
NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah,
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