Fun4U: Elephant In Da Hood

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There were two Welshmen, Dai & Yanto. They were walking home from the pub
   and as they were walking past Morgan's jewelry store, a car pulled up
   and out got an Elephant.

The Elephant smashed the window of the jewelry store with a brick. This
   set off the alarm in the local Police station and a patrol car was
   dispatched to the scene, meanwhile the Elephant sucked-up all the
   jewelry in its trunk. The Elephant then got back in the car and drove
   away at high speed.

Shortly afterwards a police patrol car pull up outside the jewelry store
   where Dia & Yanto were standing amazed at what they had seen.

The Policeman approached Dai & Yanto and asked if they had seen what
   had happened.

"Yes" said Yanto, "A car pulled up and out jumped the biggest Elephant
   I have ever seen. It smashed the window, sucked-up the jewelry in its
   trunk and made its getaway."

"I see" said the policeman. "Tell me, what kind of Elephant was it?" asked
   the Policeman.

"What do you mean?" said Dai.

"Well, There are two types of Elephant. There is the African elephant
   and the Indian elephant" said the Policeman.

"What is the difference?" asked Dai.

"Well", said the policeman, "the African elephant has large ears and the
   Indian elephant has small ears."

"Ho!" Said Yanto, "we couldn't tell that, the elephant had a stocking
   over it's head!"


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