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Alright folks,
I'm off work today due to Bird-Flu like symptoms. I do eat a lot of
turkey, so have to be slightly concerned. On the positive side, I get to
watch mindless weekday television, and drink endless cups of tea,
interspersed with overdosing on Lemsip and Night Nurse medicine.
Still, my week could have started much worse... check out the funny pic
below!
Tom Evans
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
It's all so beautiful" she replied. "Everything is wonderful, but I have
one problem. It's these br*asts you've given me. The middle one pushes
the other two out and I'm constantly knocking them with my arms."
She went on to tell Him that since many other parts of her body came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc .....she felt that having only
two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she
put it.
"That is a fair point, but it was my first shot at this, you know. I
gave the animals six br*asts, so I figured that you needed only half of
those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And He reached down, removed the middle br*ast and tossed it into the
bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You
see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has
her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Now let's see ...........where did I
put that useless t*t?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?
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