Fun4U: Car Theft

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Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial,
   the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge
   who had presided at the hearing.

"Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer
   of mine."

"Why?" asked the judge. "He won your aquittal. What do you want to have
   him arrested for?"

"Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay his
   fee, so he went and took the car I stole."


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