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The Top 12 Signs Your Pet is Taking Viagra

12> Let's just say the cat isn't always landing on its feet these days.

11> Your Acura dealer called, asking where Mr. Furpants wants his
 new NSX delivered.

10> The catching and toying with the field mice is still
cute and all, but now you have to leave the room for the endgame.

9> Still waiting to greet you at the door when you arrive home from
work, but now wears a French maid outfit.

8> Stupid grin when Bob Dole/Britney Spears Pepsi commercial comes on.

7> Instead of digging up your garden, your dachshund is *plowing* it.

6> He's the only dog around wearing a velvet jacket and smoking a pipe.

5> Fido throws in the extended-play Barry White CD before starting to
hump your leg.

4> Spot complains of headache and blue-tinted vision, despite being
color-blind, then says, "But enough about me...  how're *you* doin'?"

3> Distinct rut in the gravel circling the plastic castle in the
goldfish bowl.

2> Flightless birds now include the ostrich, the emu, the penguin,
and your parrot with the huge penis.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet is Taking Viagra...
1> The little diver at the bottom of the tank has his suit around his
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HOW TO GET A LIFE
It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet
addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying
usually isn't as painful as kidney stones.

Difficulty Level: Hard      Time Required: Years

Here's How:

Let go of the mouse.

Turn off the computer.

Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.

Eat something other than taco chips.

Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.

Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.

Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, don't tell everyone on your IM list about it.

Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is
possible).

Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so
as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.

When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation,
put on welding goggles and go outside.

If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make
the modem connect sound.

Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because
they don't have an email address.

Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.

Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

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It'll do more than put a skip in your step.  In several surveys done
over a ten-year period, graduate students examined photos of thousands
of men and women, mostly 45 to 55 years old, and had to guess their
ages.  Those judged to look younger--up to 12 years younger than their
real age--had sexual intercourse 50 percent more often than those who
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