Tuesday 31 July 2007

No Holds Barred! 07-31-07

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In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
university. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull
elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed
distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a
large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as
he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which
the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on
it's face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen,
thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through Chicago Zoo with his
teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu
were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted it's front foot off the
ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then
trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the
encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same
elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way
into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in
wonder.

The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's
legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.


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Monday 30 July 2007

Fun4U: Union Worker


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Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus
    walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three
    astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked
    humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel
    in the Vietnam war. Could you help me?"
 
 "Of course, my son", Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back,
    he felt relief for the first time in years.
 
 The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading
    and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight.
 
 Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When
    they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything
    distinctly.
 
 When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and
    cried defensively, "Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability."
 
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After
    almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,
    and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and
    take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
    back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
    hands them a bill for $350.
 
 The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
    the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth
    $350. The man insists on speaking to the Manager.
 
 The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the
    hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
    available for the husband and wife to use.
 
 "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and
    you could have," explains the Manager.
 
 He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which
    the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood
    and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to
    any of those shows," complains the man again.
 
 "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter
    what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't
    use it!"
 
 The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
    pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is
    surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check
    is only made out for $100."
 
 "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with
    my wife."
 
 "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
 
 "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
 
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Writing this on Thursday night - late - after returning from an after
work golfing expedition. Now, I don't have a handicap, simply because I
don't play enough and have never bothered to sort one out. So I was
playing off maximum handicap against my boss, and HIS boss. 9 holes in
and Tommy appeared to be 7 holes up.. that was all she wrote folks!

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As recently reported in the New Zealand Herald and other
papers, the Attenborough's long-beaked echidna - a primitive
mammal and one of the few that lays eggs - is not extinct as
many had feared. But scientists were not all that delighted
by the report from the villager in Papua New Guinea that saw
the extremely rare echidna: "It was delicious," he said.


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Friday 27 July 2007

No Holds Barred! 07-27-07

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Fun4U: Penis Raise


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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
 
 * I do physical labor
 * I work at great depths
 * I am always using my head first
 * I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
 * I work in a damp environment
 * I donĂ¢€š't get paid overtime or shift penalties
 * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
 * I work in high temperatures
 * My work exposes me to contagious diseases
 
 Response from Human Resources
 
 After accessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
    the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
 
 * You do not work 8 hours straight
 * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
 * You do not always follow the orders of the management team
 * You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
 * You take a lot of breaks
 * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
    in order to start working
 * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
 * You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct
    protective outfits
 * You don't like working double shifts
 * You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed
    your work
 * And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
    leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!
 
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Fun4U: Direct Marketing


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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
    fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
 
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Thursday 26 July 2007

No Holds Barred! 07-26-07

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Fun4U: Day Off


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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says,
    "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife
    needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling
    stuff."
 
 "We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the
    day off."
 
 "Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"
 
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