JE - Mad for Potter..

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Morning folks.
I'm penning this email to you on Sunday morning, in an attempt to
manage my time much more efficiently this week. Obviously this won't
work longterm, but whilst the missus 'dries her hair' and does all
other manner of activities principally designed to delay my day, I
thought I'd constructively utilise my time.

We're off to the zoo today. On a busy Sunday.
I think you can probably feel my pain..

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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+ Topical Joke
It's how politics work kids..

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world.

After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his
hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical
health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your
husband shamed the office? And third - whatever happened to all those
things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and
asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical
health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your
husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those
things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the
recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth - what happened to
Kenneth?"

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