Fun4U: The Hotel Manager

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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After
    almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,
    and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and
    take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
    back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
    hands them a bill for $350.
 
 The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
    the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth
    $350. The man insists on speaking to the Manager.
 
 The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the
    hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
    available for the husband and wife to use.
 
 "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and
    you could have," explains the Manager.
 
 He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which
    the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood
    and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to
    any of those shows," complains the man again.
 
 "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter
    what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't
    use it!"
 
 The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
    pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is
    surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check
    is only made out for $100."
 
 "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with
    my wife."
 
 "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
 
 "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
 
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