Fun4U: The Magic Sandals

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This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around
    the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this
    small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian
    accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
 
 So the married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have some
    special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild
    at sex like great desert camel."
 
 Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
    man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
    the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
    you into a sex freak?"
 
 The Indian man replied, "Just try them on." Well, the husband, after some
    badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon
    as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
    something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye,
    the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him violently over a table,
    yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm
    hold of the Indian's thighs.
 
 The Indian then began screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"
 
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