JE - Harassment in the Office..

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It's a sad state of affairs when my evening consists of watching 'BIG'
on tv, after a stupifying 13 hours sat in the office. It's literally
all I can do to press play on the DVD player, eat some couscous, and
ponder why Tom Hank's Dad seems absent for the majority of the film
once he disappears, and there isn't any Police on his tail. I'm kinda
thinking if my son was 'kidnapped' by a man wearing his clothes, and
claiming to be him.. I'd be throwing Ironside on the case. Or Quincy at
the very least..

Anyway, today's Wednesday so you can start the weekly countdown to the
weekend!

Tom Evans
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+ General Joke
I went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of my
inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the
desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal
info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have?"

"A folding carton."

"What do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She snickered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of
them sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the
office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

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