Saturday, 14 July 2007

JE - Global Warming Proof

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Yeeha! The weekend cometh!
I'm soo ready for my Saturday lie-in, you just can't believe.
The four days of partying at the T in the Park festival (think - Woodstock
but in Scotland) have taken their toll and I'm exhausted. Highlights from
the weekend include:
* Assisting with the highly important (and often under-estimated) role of
wristbanding people are they stroll, or rather stumble, through the gates.
Especially those interesting people from Glasgow who'd spent 12 hours on a
bus (usually an hour journey) but traffic and rain had delayed them and
thus they weren't too happy.
* Watching the Killers. Nuff said.
* Just generally laughing all weekend with some of my best friends.
Moments like these last forever.

Roll on next year!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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An elderly man approached a very beautiful young woman in Wal-Mart.

"Excuse me," he said, "I've lost my wife somehow. Can you talk to me for
a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow said,
"Certainly, Sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with t&ts like yours,
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