Saturday, 28 July 2007

JE - Have a Top Weekend..

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Alright folks.
Writing this on Thursday night - late - after returning from an after
work golfing expedition. Now, I don't have a handicap, simply because I
don't play enough and have never bothered to sort one out. So I was
playing off maximum handicap against my boss, and HIS boss. 9 holes in
and Tommy appeared to be 7 holes up.. that was all she wrote folks!

Bosses beaten - thoroughly - and chances of Tom getting a bonus now
appear to be somewhat slim. Still, gotta love hustling your bosses!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email


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As recently reported in the New Zealand Herald and other
papers, the Attenborough's long-beaked echidna - a primitive
mammal and one of the few that lays eggs - is not extinct as
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by the report from the villager in Papua New Guinea that saw
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