JE - Harry goes Train Potting..

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Morning guys.
Well it must be just 12 hours until the final Harry Potter book is
unleashed upon the waiting world. I have to admit I haven't actually
ever read one of the books, so I'll hold my tongue, since I quite like
the films. However, it fills me with a sense that even I, Tom Evans,
could become a literary success overnight. All I require is a whizz
bang idea, a little bit of freetime, an understanding yet financially
irresponsible publishing house, and an agent ready to walk through fire
to get MY book onto bookshelves worldwide.

Sounds easy eh?

Or, I could maybe spend my weekend at the zoo and playing golf.
Yes, I think that's a better plan!

Tom Evans
Editor - Joke Email

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NEW YORK (CAP) - Harry Potter mania is heating up across the globe
with the July release of both a new movie and the last book in the
series, and Republican candidates for the presidency are taking notice
with a number of statements geared toward appeasing the religious
wedge of their right-wing base.

"This is an evil, evil little boy," Arizona Senator John McCain said
at a Fairbanks, Ala. fundraiser. "How's that song go? Harry on my
wayward son, there'll be peace when you are, uh, burned at the stake."

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