Tuesday, 17 July 2007

JE - Why Woman Love Golf..

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Morning folks.
Busy weekend over at Chez Evans - played an allday softball tournament
yesterday and got ever so close to the gold. Fell short in the final by
two runs, which doesn't make for a happy Tommy!

Hope you and yours was better ;-)

Tom Evans
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even
named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests
itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand
and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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