Saturday 24 February 2007

Joke Email - What Your Missus Needs..

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Alright folks,

So another weekend rolls onto the horizon, and not a moment too soon. I've
come down with the flu, which is possibly linked to two rather stressful
episodes currently enveloping my life. The first of which is my tax bill,
which happened to fall through the letterbox this morning. It appears Mr
Taxman has 'forgotten' to take into account any of the tax I've already
paid this year and thus I have a whopping $10k bill to sort out in the
morning. That's nice.

Second aspect is that it seems the scottish council enjoy rooting through
people's rubbish and whacking them with fines for putting their trash out
a day early. Nice job.

Anyways, a relaxing weekend beckons..

Tom Evans
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A guy sitting at a bar sees a good-looking girl nearby.

Guy: "You come here often?"
Girl: "Yeah."
Guy: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Carmen."
Guy: "That's a nice name."
Girl: "Yeah -- it's the things I like best -- car and men -- and
what's your name?"

Guy: "Golftits!"

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