Tuesday, 27 February 2007

Joke Email - Was Britney always crazy?

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Hey folks.

Seems like it's been a long weekend - I've been updating parts of both
JokeEmail.com and Mugshots.net, which didn't seem like a massive job
to begin with...

Suffice to say, I'm still working at it. Have a good week, and I'll
catch up with you on Wednesday!

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Was Britney always crazy?
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+ General Joke
This dog walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a beer.
The bartender is amazed, he's never seen a talking dog before. He
says "wow, I've never seen a talking dog before. How are ya buddy?"

The dog drinks his beer, orders another and says
"Not too good, not too good. I just lost my job."

The bartender says "you lost your job? Well, you could get a job
easy! I can get you a job!" So he gets on the phone and he calls the
circus. He tells them he has a talking dog there, and would they hire
him? They say sure, they'll hire him as soon as he can get there.

So the bartender goes back, tells the dog "Hey, good news, I got you a
job!"

"Really? That's great, where is it?"

"The Circus!"

"The Circus? But I'm an electrician!"


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