Saturday, 24 February 2007

Joke Email - Britney, before the haircut..

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Alright kids, hope things are well in your world.
I'm slumped on the couch after a demotivating day at the office (It's
Tuesday night). On the plus side, the football will start shortly, the
negative that my flatmate is supposed to be cooking and appears to
have gone AWOL. Beans on toast for my dinner then.

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