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The following was written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and
hunter/naturalist, upon hearing that California Senators B. Boxer
and D. Feinstein (D) denounced him for being a "gun owner" and
a "Rock Star".
This was his response after telling the senators about his
past contributions to children's charities and scholarship foundations
which have totaled more than $13.7 million in the last 5 years!!

Subject: Bad American?

I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big
trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants
to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I don't care about appearing compassionate. I think playing with
toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your kids
and giving them Prozac might.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird or make me mad. This is my life to live, and
not necessarily up to others'expectations.

I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just
don't feel like everyone else should have to.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack
of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter
of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English.
My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you
 can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours,
and make us bend to your will. Get over it.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if
you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you
can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see
the previous line.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
unpopular opinions or actions.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a
machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed.

I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on
the word "is" -ever.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country,
you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank
loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or
any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a
high school education because they can't afford it.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne,
Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to
listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped
at a red light. But I respect your right to.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack-In-The-Box.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light,
lite or fat-free on the package.

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their
lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later
you can tell me  it's a living document ever changing and is
open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years
ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now
leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.

I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake.

I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of
our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were
idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and
other races have been enslaved too - it  was wrong for every
one of them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more
dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend"
Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American
should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime,
then you will serve the time.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made
and continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the
next operating system that's better and put your name on the
building.  Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to
help you.

I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it
makes me mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority,
gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from
the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being
that I do as a white male. If someone kills anyone, I'd say that
it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the
ones we already have.

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it
takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank
his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.

I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole
Yeller. I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had
a kid.

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made
to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I
thought this country allowed me that right. I will not conform
or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world
to believe otherwise.

Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American.

But that's tough.

Ted

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