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DUI Blonde

Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer...

All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror -- a
cop is on his tail.

His buddy says, "What are we going to do?"

The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and
everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer
bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles
underneath the seat, and let me do the talking."

They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of
funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. Then he asks him,
"Have you been drinking?"

"Oh, no, sir," the driver replies.

"I noticed you weaving back and forth acros(öC,¶ÿÿÿÿlZb s the highway. Are you *sure*
you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks.

"Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink
tonight."

"Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those
things on your forehead?"

"That's easy, Officer," says the drunk. "You see, we're both alcoholics,
and we're on the patch."

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a) Gerald Ford
b) Bill Clinton
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d) George W. Bush
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