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After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life
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The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as
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"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions.
First  if it hurts, you'll stop right away and second," she
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I gaze at the brilliant full moon. The same one, I think to
myself, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed.
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I tell Socrates about the national debate over one's right
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