Fun4U: Famous parents

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REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young
   man. Midnight is past your curfew!"

MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: "I don't mind you having a garden,
   Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?"

MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on
   braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you
   a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me?
   Noooo!"

COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher.
   You still could have written!"

BABE RUTH'S MOTHER: "Babe, how many times have I told you -- quit playing
   ball in the house! That's the third broken window this week!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Mike, can't you paint on walls like other
   children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off
   the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report
   card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"

CUSTER'S MOTHER: "Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting
   off more than you can chew!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe?  Can't you
   just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

BARNEY'S MOTHER: "I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney,
   but you're starting to look a little purple."

MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school,
   Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

BATMAN'S MOTHER: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much
   the insurance is going to be?"

GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER: "I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the
   Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?"

LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER: "Well, all I've got to say is if you don't
   get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot
   more spiders around here!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't
   you do  something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money
   across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really
   been for the last three days."

SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've
   decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending
   so much time in all those phone booths?"

And finally....

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric
   light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"


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