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Morning all!
Feeling good today after a nice long weekend away. Went to see the
local X Factor performance by the 'winners' which was good for a laugh
but reckon me and the missus were possibly the oldest people there,
and certainly the most smashed on cut-price wine and beer (why they
sell it at the venue is anyone's guess). Still, fun and games which
prepared me mentally for the long-awaited 'Meet the Parents' moment on
Saturday.
Yup, thankfully it wasn't traumatic and hopefully I came across as a
nice boy with plenty of homespun charm. Well, that's my impression of
it anyway!
Tom Evans
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A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly
at 8AM.
The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this
new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is
backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the
factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up
all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a
roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They
both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the
woman, and says,
"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to
give Elmo two test tickles."
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