Today's Blonde Funny

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Tyra Banks "cops a feel" from American Idol!</a> <- WACKY VID
<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00126.html">
The Funny Picture of the DAY</a> <- "Escalate That Workout!!!"
<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00125.html">
The Funny Picture of YESTERDAY</a> <- "Surf's Up!!!"


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Houston Blonde

In the city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for
the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching
tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her
turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make
the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little
more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her
skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once
again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the
tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again
unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was
unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her
up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at
him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"

At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was
becoming friends."

<a href=" http://www.iRove.com">
Tyra feels up Katharine McPhee!</a> <- see it to believe it!

<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/irovedc.html">
DIRECT LINK ADDED!</a> <- Bush & Condoleeza going at it


5 FUNNY PICTURES:
<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00124.html">
"Teletwisted!"</a> <- VERY FUNNY (w/music added!)
<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00121.html">
A Guy With a REALLY HUGE One!</a> <- it's NOT what you might think!
<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00107.html">
Why Tarzan Let's Out That Bellowing Yell</a> <- VERY FUNNY
<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00111.html">
The Sinking of the Titanic!</a> <- VERY FUNNY
<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00121.html">
Winner of the 2006 "Not My Job" Award</a> <- VERY FUNNY

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<a href=" http://www.iRove.com">
iRove... therefore I am!!!</a> <- CLICK HERE

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