Fun4U: Cook

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A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the
   housework. A likely-looking girl came in from the country, and they
   hired her. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept
   the house neat. One day, after about six months, she came in and said
   she would have to quit.

"But why?" asked the disappointed wife. She hemmed and hawed and said she
   didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said,
   "Well, on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking
   fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant." The wife
   said, "Look, we don't want to lose you.

My husband and I don't have any children, and we'll adopt your baby if
   you will stay." She talked to her husband; he agreed, and the maid
   said she would stay. The baby came, they adopted it, and all went well.

After several months though, the maid came in again and said that she
   would have to quit. The wife questioned her, found out that she was
   pregnant again, talked to her husband, and offered to adopt the baby
   if she would stay. She agreed, had the baby, they adopted it, and life
   went on as usual.

In a few months, however, she again said she would have to leave. Same
   thing. She was pregnant. They made the same offer, she agreed, and they
   adopted the third baby. She worked for a week or two, but then said,
   "I am definitely leaving this time."

"Don't tell me you're pregnant again?" asked the lady of the house. "No,"
   she said, "there are just too many kids here to pick up after."


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