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Morning guys.

Well I've checked the calendar and I'm pleased to confirm it's definitely
Friday today, which is always good news. Conscious that I've not provided
some decent commentary on either what I'm up to, or the world in general
for a serious amount of time. I've been slacking off, I'll admit it!

Excuses excuses! I reckon this is either due to a monumentally massive
workload at the office, or maybe I'm just getting old (25) and enjoy
nothing more on an evening than collapsing onto the sofa, steaming mug of
tea in my hand and remote in the other. It's not good, where's my mojo
gone?! I recall a few years ago I received numerous emails from you guys
telling me to cut down the partying, quit the booze, study long, study
hard etc etc. I fear I've lurched to the

other extreme, which is even more toe-curlingly scary. I'm becoming like a
younger, less sensible version of my grandad, but without the war stories
and tendency to gamble the family inheritance on a three-legged nag in the
4.40 at the races.

Thus, I must resolve this, find my mojo, and get living! First step -
Amsterdam next week to see the mighty mighty Killers with the missus.

As they say... "When you were young"..

Gig review next week folks, 'til make, make like my aussie mate Wayno and
dig out the barbie. It's March afterall!

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ticking over. Cheers

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