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"Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when
my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, �Hey, der ya
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"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.

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On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy Joe ,
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On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride
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"Hey Billy Joe, come in off the balcony and see what I have
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"No thanks, I want to sit out here," he said.

So Daisy sat down brushing her golden hair for 10 minutes
after which she invited Billy Joe once more to come in off
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