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So folks.. my weekend murder mystery...
My girlfriend dragged me into the scottish highlands, along with 12 others
for a surprise Birthday party, which also happened to include a murder
mystery element to it. I was apprehensive to say the very least. Firstly,
I'm not a big fan of the cold, especially the highland cold in March stuck
in a small ill-heated log cabin; secondly, since the theme was doctors and
nurses, it was likely to be kinda tricky to not be accused of perving at
the girls wearing red-light shop nurses outfits, suspenders and all.
As it turned out, my fears were (somewhat) ill-founded. Nice, cosy cabin
complete with steam room and hot tub (tick), and through insisting my
character (Dr Mal Practice) had to wear sunnies, I was able to perve AND
play the game. Strong work Tommy!
So after a few looseners, the game began with the background of a rich
director of a hospital murdered by some n'er do well (as my mother would
say). I really got into my character ("The MOST senior surgeon in this
hospital"), giving it an ER-type vibe, mixed with a little bit of refined
English upper-classness. Three beers in and I couldn't care less who
was/wasn't the murderer, I was enjoying myself too much, mixing up my
'official' story with tales of tomfoolery and false leads. Alas, this
didn't lead me to the eventual murderer (the quietest girl in the room..
there's the moral for you) but ensured I had fun. Which is always the main
thing I feel ;-)
Murder mystery weekends? Thumbs up folks.
Tom Evans
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