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Morning guys.
Busy weekend for me, which was predicated around me simply HAVING to win
one of my bets, so I could afford to eat for the next 10 days.
.. and would you know it... TWO winning bets! $500 richer, so it looks
like me and missus will be partying hard in Amsterdam this week!
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new
bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your
robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.
"Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take
your picture.
Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart
forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom
to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do
you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me
get a picture".
He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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