Fun4U: It's all in how you "say" it...

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Two deaf people get married.  During the first week of marriage, they find
   that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off
   the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife
   decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
   instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
   squeeze my left breast one time.  If you don't want to have sex,
   reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife,"Great
   idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my
   penis one time.  If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull
   on my penis ... 150 times"


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