No Holds Barred! 01-15-07

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Quotations from women about women . . . . . .

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
[Helen Hayes, at 73]

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
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[Janette Barber]

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it,
I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send
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[Jan King]

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
[Carrie Snow]

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.
[Laurie Kuslansky]

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first
being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
[Erma Bombeck]

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
[Bette Davis]

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
[Rhonda Hansome]

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
[Jane Sellman]

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
[Jennifer Unlimited]

Thirty-five is when you finally get your
head together and your body starts falling apart.
[Caryn Leschen]

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be
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[Catherine Aird]

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids
for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing
loss and they called ME slow!
[Kathy Buckley]

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
[Erica Jong]

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]

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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
[Elayne Boosler]

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
[Maryon Pearson]

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how
to combine marriage and a career.
[Gloria Steinem]

I never married because there was no need. I have three
pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a
dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon,
and a cat that comes home late every night.
[Marie Corelli]

If men can run the world, why can't they
stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by
tying a noose around your neck?
[Linda Ellerbee]

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
[Zsa Zsa Gabor]

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
[Eleanor Roosevelt]

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