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Tyra Banks feels up an American Idol!</a> <- Is this for real!!!

<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/pic122.html">
The Funny Picture of the Week</a> <- It's a real "pisser"!


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<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/pic107.html">
Why Tarzan Let's Out That Bellowing Yell</a> <- VERY FUNNY



Blonde in a Bar?

A man got really drunk one night in his local pub...

The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should
be heading home.

The man thought this was a good idea so he stood up to leave but fell
over straight away.

He tried to stand up again but only fell over again.

He thought if only he could get outside and get some fresh air he'd be
grand.

So he crawled outside then tried to stand up and fell over again.

In the end, after falling over lots more, he decided to crawl home.

When he got back to his house he pulled himself up using the door handle
but as soon as he let go he fell over again.

He had to crawl up the stairs and managed to fall over onto the bed and
fell asleep.

When he finally woke up the next morning his wife asked him what he was
doing at the pub last night.

He denied having even been at the pub but she said, "I KNOW you were
there!" 

He maintained his innocence, until his wife added, "...the bartender
rang to say you forgot your wheelchair again!"


<a href=" http://www.iRove.com">
Tyra Banks feels up an American Idol!</a> <- Is this for real? 


<a href=" http://www.JokeFiles.com/funpages/frog/ctouch.html">
Touch my frog to make him dance!</a> Hint: Right Knee


<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/pic122.html">
A Guy With a Really BIG ONE!</a> <- NOT What you think it is!



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