Today's Blonde Funny

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Tyra Banks "cops a feel" from American Idol!</a> <- WACKY VID
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The Funny Picture of the DAY</a> <- "Surf's Up!!!"
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The Funny Picture of the Week</a> <- "TELETWISTED"


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SOME BLONDE Q & A

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?

A: Because they can't even keep TWO calves together!

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around
too much.

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Q: How do blonde braincells die?

A: Alone.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

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Q: When does Katharine McPhee have a blonde moment?
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A: On Tyra's show in from of a live television audience!</a>

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Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They've never met!

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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.


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Bush & Condoleeza Going at It!</a> <- DIRECT LINK ADDED!

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Tyra feels up Katharine McPhee</a> <- see it to believe it!

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The Funny Picture of the DAY</a> <- "Surf's Up!!!"


5 RECENT FUNNY PICTURES:
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A Guy With a REALLY HUGE One!</a> <- it's NOT what you might think!
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Why Tarzan Let's Out That Bellowing Yell</a> <- VERY FUNNY
<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00111.html">
The Sinking of the Titanic!</a> <- VERY FUNNY
<a href=" http://www.jokefiles.com/potw/00121.html">
Winner of the 2006 "Not My Job" Award</a> <- VERY FUNNY


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