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The weekend has landed! Nearly..
My bestmate in Scotland, who just happens to be my flatmate, departs down
to a new job and life in London tomorrow morning. There'll be a tear in my
eye as he stumbles out of the flat and attempts to make his 10.30 am bus
down to Yorkshire.. there's no chance of him making that by the way,
especially after his leaving party. It's gonna be big baby!
So, no more PS2 tournaments til the early hours; payday poker nights; or
waking up an occasional Saturday morning to find a random attractive young
lady cooking him bacon.
Yes, I think I've finally grown up, and this just confirms it. Just one
last weekend... ;-)
Have a good one
Tom Evans
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An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance,
she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a
small-ish dog for company.
The clerk explained that the name of the store was 'Exotic Pets' and that,
unfortunately, they did not stock cats, dogs, fish or any commonplace
pets.
He did say, however, that he had something which might be ideal.
He took the woman into a back room. He walked over to a terrarium, and
pointed proudly to a large bullfrog which sat inside it.
"Would that suit your needs?" he asked.
The woman answered, scornfully, that she hardly thought an amphibian would
be a suitable companion.
"Ah," replied the salesman, leering, "but this 'amphibian' has been
carefully trained ... to perform 0r0l s8x upon women."
At this the woman's eyes lit up. She eagerly negotiated a price of $500
for the frog, and left with it in her expectant possession. Arriving home,
she drew a bubble bath, poured a glass of champagne and relaxed in
anticipation. When she was thoroughly mellow, she dried herself, and
arranged herself, nude, upon her bed. Parting her thighs, she placed the
frog between them, closed her eyes, and waited.
Nothing happened.
She prodded the frog.
Still nothing.
She moved it up further toward her body.
Nothing.
She ordered it to perform.
No response.
After an hour of this frustration, she lifted the phone, and called the
pet shop. When the clerk answered, she complained loudly that she had been
cheated. The clerk apologized profusely, wrote down her address, and said
he'd be right over.
Ten minutes later, he knocked on the door, and the woman answered, wearing
a nightgown. He asked her to demonstrate the problem. She obliged, by
disrobing and assuming her former position, with the frog in place.
The frog made no movement.
"You see?" she asked, petulantly.
"Yes, I do," said the man.
Then, addressing the frog as he removed his necktie and shirt, he said,
"Now, I'm only going to show you this one more time..."
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