Fun4U: Not said in a Western

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Things you'll never hear in a Western:

"Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!"

"Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my ass look big?"

"Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"

"Let's see ... hardtack and pemmican ... that's three grams of fat,
   seven grams of protein, and two starches."

"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw
   upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."

"Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys' room."

"It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is
   from Dodge."

"HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop
   right there. Perfect!"

"That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"

"Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie
   breeze, just you 'n' me ... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns
   and dance a jig or two?"

"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY
   MUG!"

"You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started
   on the gazpacho and the fondue."

"He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for
   interior decoration."

"Two fisted real men don't wanna get married...unless they miss their
   Mommys."


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