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Alright guys. I'll keep it brief this morning since I'm flying off to
Amsterdam to go and watch the one and only 'Killers' in concert tonight!
Seriously can't wait - saw them a few years ago at T in the Park (biggest
scottish music festival) and they just rocked the place apart. Great
times.

Anyways, after 'Dam I'm taking myself on a whistlestop tour of western
europe - ie. I'm catching a bus to Cologne. Long story but it involves
yours truly buying airline tickets before the missus checked her diary.
'Nuff said.

Tom Evans
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