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Tyra Banks cops a feel from an AMERICAN IDOL!</a> <- UNBELIEVABLE!

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Desperate Housewife!"</a> <- JokeFile.com's Picture of the Day



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Hot AMERICAN IDOL Contestant!</a> <- See what all the hype WAS about


Elementary-School Blonde

Mrs. Karlson's youngest daughter came home from school one afternoon...

She ran to her mum and said, "Mummy, today at school we learnt how to
count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good," her mother assurred her.

"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asked.

"Yes darling," responded the mother, "it's because you're blonde."

The next day she home from school and said, "Mummy, today at school we
learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as 'D', but
listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good innit?"

"Yes darling, very good," said the mom.

"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" asked the inquisitive charge.

"Yes, darling, it's because you're blond," said mother.

The next Day, she returns from school and cries, "Mummy, today we went
swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D's at her mummy. "Is that
because I'm blonde, mummy?"

"No darling," replied the mother, "it's because you're 25!"


And speaking of blonde moments.... what's with this video:
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Tyra Banks feeling up an AMERICAN IDOL!</a> <- UNBELIEVABLE!


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