JE - You Stole my Fish..

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Morning guys.

So I played softball last night. Wasn't exactly summer weather as the
rain, thunder and lightning crashed down. Surely there needs to be some
kind of descretion when lightning is flashing and I'm holding a metal
bat in the middle of a field?

Thankfully, we bashed the opposition by a fair margin, and the Mercy
Rule ensured an early night for Tommy. I think I'm definitely heading
for the big leagues!

Tom Evans
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I rear ended a car a few days ago.......

I tell you, It was a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a friggin DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

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