Thursday, 28 June 2007

JE - Shrek's Mom is Waiting..

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Busy week, busy Tom.

Deadline looms for the project in my 'real' job. Not sure the powers
that be are impressed with my 'lack of resource' excuse. New job
anyone?

As an aside, Wimbledon has kicked off in dear old London. Now, although
I detest Wimbledon because of the self-congratulatory nature of the UK
coverage/commentary, I have had a sneeky $40 on Andy Roddick. Of
course, now I've tipped him, he'll retire hurt or breakdown on court
due to the whole Sharapova stuff. Heck, I know I would.

Tom Evans
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A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several
weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and
calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try
artificial insemination.

The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
standing around and will instead lay down and wallow in the grass when
they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means HE has to impregnate the sheep. So,
he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has
does 'the business', brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are
all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take,
and loads them in the truck again.

He drives them out to the woods, tries with each sheep twice for good
measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to
find the sheep still just standing around.

One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive
them out to the woods. He spends all day sh*gging the sheep and, upon
returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at
the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are
laying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the
horn."


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