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I've decided Friday is the best day of the week, bar none.
That's the sum total of my musings this month, roll on July and some
sunny weather for Scotland (finally!)

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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly
collection they kept for themselves.

The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped
a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed
in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept.

The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except
that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money
that landed inside the circle God kept.

The rabbi said, "I've got you both beat. I throw ALL the money into the
air, and what God wants, God takes!"

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