Fun4U: Woodpeckers

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An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about
    which state had the toughest trees to peck.
 
 The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can
    peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole
    in the tree with no problem.
 
 The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe. The Texas woodpecker challenged the
    Alaskan woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker had
    been able to peck successfully.  The Alaskan woodpecker expressed much
    confidence that he could do it.
 
 After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree in Texas, the two
    woodpeckers couldn't figure out why the Texas woodpecker was able to
    peck the Alaskan tree and the Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the
    Texan tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state.
 
 After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion:
    Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
 
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