JE - Paris Release Delayed..

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Morning folks!

I'm in a chipper mood this Monday after a fairly chilled out weekend. I
did manage to party a little with my softball team chums, however I was
visibly pounced upon by a mental 30 something woman, who insisted on
trying to grind to Usher, all in front of my girlfriend who was in
absolute stitches with my attempts to exit the situation without making
a scene.

Explained I needed the toilet, think she finally took the hint!

Tom Evans
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Paris Hilton has been using her time in jail to think up ways to make
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