Fun4U: Clean Up

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A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register
    he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout
    girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked,
    "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She
    asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter,
    grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large
    condoms, Register 5."
 
 The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
    was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the
    checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
    could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what
    size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his
    pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and
    said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
 
 A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
    was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
    live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
    register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him
    what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants
    and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze,
    then picked up the intercom and said, "Clean up, register 5."
 
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