Fun4U: Toilet Robery

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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched
    by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently,
    the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step
    ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates
    at close range.
 
 "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
 
 Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
 
 "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow,
    "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
 
 Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
    obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the
    man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
 
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